CALM DOWN

Add a splash of sass to your kitchen with this cheeky tea towel! Featuring a vintage-inspired illustration and the hilarious phrase “Calm down. We’ll make it look like an accident,” this towel is perfect for the mischievous homemaker with a sharp wit and a love for bold humor.

Made from soft, absorbent cotton, it’s just as practical as it is punchy—great for drying dishes, wrapping baked goods, or starting conversations.

Gift it to your favorite partner-in-crime, or keep it in your kitchen as a daily dose of snarky charm!